Have to share this with other dads out there: if you need to refresh your jokes, ask Coalesce.io for this book at your next trade show.
It's still on my desk, three months after the Snowflake Summit. 😎
My favorite, not pictured here:
"How did Bob Ross finish painting the data lake?
"With a happy little decision tree."
BTW, Coalesce did not pay for this swag endorsement :)
