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Have to share this with other dads out there: if you need to refresh your jokes, ask Coalesce.io for this book at your next trade show.

It's still on my desk, three months after the Snowflake Summit. 😎 

My favorite, not pictured here:

"How did Bob Ross finish painting the data lake?

"With a happy little decision tree."

BTW, Coalesce did not pay for this swag endorsement :)